Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

(1) STRAPON.

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

Is it mandatory for restaurants to wash glasses after every use?

(5) LINGERIE.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

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(1) XNXX

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

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CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

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What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

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(3) VIBRATOR.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

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(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

(3) XHAMSTER

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

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FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

Big brands are staying quiet this Pride Month - CNN

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

(2) YOUPORN.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

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AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

(2) DILDO.

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I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(4) CONDOM.